August 2017
- an archangel: a ‘stained glass’ transfer, to ‘stick on a clean window’
- a pack of ‘bird-scare’ mirror discs, to dazzle the pigeons away
- a block of recycled printer paper
- 2 handpicked gem lettuce, picked by an Alan in Norfolk
- 15 floor wipes, in ‘apple’
- 24 re-usable ice cubes
- an aspidistra, by post
July 2017
- an aerosol spray – an instant protector for footwear, water/stain repellent
- a 3-tier stainless steel steamer
- 4 sheets of tissue paper, in a ‘party animals’ pattern
- a pochette of ‘red rose’ incense sticks
- a rosary ring from Rheims
- a bottle of surgical spirit, to harden the feet
- What would Jane Do? a book of Austen quotations
June, 2017
- a brooch in the form of a bee, knitted in Peru
- 2 pairs toe-less sandal tights in ‘powder’ (beige)
- 5 corn removal pads – in chiropody felt, self-adhesive
- a sonic travel toothbrush
- a fresh supply of euros
- a cone of Kentish icecream
May, 2017
- 3 storage jars, for tilted or upright use, with green lids
- 6 plugs of French marigolds
- 30 first-class stamps, with a bird design
- 100 beta-carotene capsules
- a grey upholstered swivel office chair, with castors
- a vintage bangle with a lizard clasp
- a slice of bread pudding
April, 2017
- a 6-pack of rose and sage-scented tissues
- a non scratch scourer, made in Spain
- an apron, green gingham with a big pocket
- a plastic tube of HB pencil leads, 0.5mm
- a crystal nail file
- 3 crustless quiches, cheese and tomato
- new soles for my boots for all seasons
March, 2017
- a studded photo frame, in black wood and brass
- summer breaks in Somerset and Derbyshire
- 3 bunches of daffodils
- 1 bus pass, renewed for free
- a large fringed cushion, with leopards on the front
- a loose lime
February, 2017
- a bottle of essential oil, lavender
- a jar of bacon jam, from the market
- a book about medieval masons
- 3 thermostatic valves
- 2 beds for the night, one in York, the other in London
January, 2017
- a slimline diary, turquoise cover
- a stock of ground coffee. Flavour, Paradise Island
- a set of alcoholic lip balms, including Prosecco.
- a ticket for a tour of Worcester Cathedral
- a packet of swan food
- a sweater in a sale, in Melba Peach
- a copy of HELLO
December,2016
- a supply of glucosamine and rose-hip tablets
- a pair of hi-gloss, ‘laminate look’ tights
- an extension lead, 4 metres
- a pack of festive paper plates, with silver stars
- a sack of roasting potatoes, native to the Andes
- an extra hot-water bottle with furry cover, in ‘latte’
- a carrier bag, 5p
October to November 2016
- A pair of plastic ‘leaf-grabbers’
- A lilac jumper made from yak yarn
- A get well card, with glitter
- A ball of yellow rubber bands
- A TV licence
- A dozen Happy Eggs
- A ticket for a tour of Peterborough Cathedral
August to September 2016
- A universal travel adaptor plug
- A cling-resistant slip, made in Cambodia
- A square silicone colander – in green
- A jar of face-cream, containing caviar
- A hedgehog: decorative garden ornament, made of rattan
- A new boiler (price best forgotten)
- A lot of lambs lettuce
- Postcards in Poland
From May to July 2016:
- A vintage 3-tier cake stand
- 2 lbs of potatoes called Charlotte, from Egypt
- A pack of 100 disposable Latex gloves
- A grey marl cabin case
- A bottle of Verbena and Lavender cologne
- A canister of ant-killer powder
- A ticket to see Cymbeline at Stratford
- 24 afternoon tea fairy cakes (half price)
- A step safety ladder (special offer)
- A pair of knickers called Orange Squash
Four things bought in April 2016:
- A summer scarf with a pattern of elephants
- A tube of organic snail-gel eye serum
- A mauve magnolia tree
- A ticket to Sutton Coldfield
